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In razboiul dintre Iran si Irak, un iranian si un irakian stau fata in fata in transee si se impusca de zor. La un moment dat iranianului i se blocheaza pusca:
- Dumnezeii ma-tii de pusca imputita! injura iranianul in cea mai pura limba romaneasca de care era el in stare.
Irakianul il aude si il intreaba intr-o romaneasca stalcita:
- Bei, da de inde stii tu romaneste, bei?
- Pai am facut scoala in Romania.
- Zeu? Si unde fecut tu scoala?
- In Timisoara.
- Nu mai spune! Si ce scoala fecut tu, bei?
- Politehnica. Dar tu de unde stii romaneste?
- Pei si eu fecut scoala la Romania.
- Daaa? Ce scoala?
- Eu fecut Medicin la Targu Mures.
Iranianul intre timp isi reparase pusca si incepe sa traga dupa irakian rafala dupa rafala, incarcator dupa incarcator:
- Ia de-aici, mama ta de ungur!

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Un roman si un ungur in tren:
Ungurul:
- Nu te supara ce scrie pe placuta asta?
Rominul:
- Pai scrie in romaneste "Nu va aplecati pe geam
pericol de moarte!
Ungurul:
- Da' mai jos ce scrie?
Romanul:
- Pai scrie acelasi lucru dar in engleza.
Ungurul:
- Da' mai jos?
Romanul:
- Acelasi lucru dar in franceza.
Tot asa pina s-a terminat lista.
La sfirsit ungurul intreaba:
- Da' in ungureste de ce nu scrie?
Romanul raspunde:
- Pai voi aveti voie!

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- Ce e negru si sta bine la gatul unui ungur?
- Un doberman.

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Seara, in Cluj, Janos si Pista ies de la carciuma.
Se aproprie un domn, in fuga: - Va rog, spuneti-mi unde e gara.
Janos: - Noi nu stie.
Domnul o ia la fuga pe strada, dezorientat.
Pista: - Mai Janos, de ce nu spus la el unde gara? Pierde omu' trenul.
Janos: - Lasa, dracului, pe el! Spune ca e aici de 2000 de ani si nu stie unde-i gara..

o chestie pe care nu o pricep

jigodia aia care a omorât o studentă anu trecut a scăpat de puşcărie.
aici

nu înţeleg cum
doar nu e sotie de curvă politică
aici

nici curvă politică
aici

şi nici soldat american
aici


deci până la urmă, se mai pedepseste omorul de genul ăsta?

quizz 5

Which character are you from FRIENDS? Your Result: Chandler   You are quick thinking, and are often making your friends laugh. You like to party, and are good at comforting people. You sometimes struggle to know when to be serious, but thats only because you are such a joker!
Ross
Pheobe
Rachel
Monica
Joey
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quizz 4

I can tell you your death Your Result: Old age   This sad day for your wife and kids will happien on June 28th.You will have surved for the army and would have a great and ausome life.This will be a sad day.Your a great man.
Car reck
Sucicide
Dog attack
Homoside
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quizz 3

What music genre best describes you? Your Result: Rock   Rock music best describes you! You are musical and probably play an instrument-you are drawn to the sounds of acoustic and elctric guitars. Some famous Rock artists are Nickelback, Linkin Park, and Kevin Rudolf.
Alternative
Hip Hop/Rap
Pop
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quizz 2 hurray

Are you Gay, Bi, or Straight Your Result: Straight   you are pure straight. you prefer to date someone the oppisite sex as you. you feel unconfortable dating someone that same gender as you. you are fine with a person the oppisite sex as you XD
bisexual
Gay
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quiz

How will I die? Your Result: You will die in a car accident.   Please, continue to buckle up, and try not to speed. More likely than not, it will happen very randomly and quickly. Occasionally, this result stands for death in a plane crash. Do not fear transportation. Avoid becoming a hermit, you cannot escape fate.
You will die in a nuclear holocaust.
You will be murdered.
You will die from a terminal illness.
You will die of boredom.
You will die in your sleep.
You will die while saving someone's life.
You will die while having sex.
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