Campania lui Miclowan

Miclowan este foarte revoltat de faptul ca un anumit cult din Romania, vrea o halca zdravana din padurile dintr-o anumita regiune(192.000 de hectare). Nici un om inteligent n-ar putea fi de acord cu asa ceva. E o chestie de bun simt, acum cand in cam toata tarie europene dezvoltate suprafetele impadurite cresc, noi sa fim Gica Contra si sa dam mana libera unei mafii clericale sa distruga una din chestiile cu care regiunea respectiva se mai mandreste. Cui i-ar revenii banii din masacrul asta forestier? In cazul in care totul s-ar desfasura corect, unei cete de betivi curvari si de santajisti ordinari care vand mantuirea si ameninta cu pierzania pe cei care fac gat. Romanii se adorm cu zicala "fa ce spune popa, nu ce face popa". Banuiesc ca tot un gunoi din tagma asta a inventat-o. niste ortodocsi imi spuneau odata ca nu ai voie sa critici un popa ca vei fi afurisit(pp ca este ca un fel de anatema), adica nu ai voie sa pui semne de intrebare in legatura cu viata lui personala sau chestii de genul asta. Expresia ar fi sunat mai corect" fa ce spune popa, dar daca el nu face ce spune, da-l de pamant si da-i suturi pana pleaca de buna-voie". Mie n-o sa-mi ofere mantuirea un lachios care bea ca porcu, isi bate nevasta si te taxeaza cu vreo 2000 de ron sa-ti ingroape mortu'. Isus a dat dat un exemplu de umilinta celor care l-au urmat. N-a vrut nici mosii, nici parohii, nici sute de mii de hectare de padure, nici robi tigani sau tatari, n-a cerut zile de claca, sau bani pe inmormantari. Nu s-a insurat si n-a n-a amenintat pe nimeni pentru a-si impune religia. Ma rog, ca treaba are Isus cu clerul ? Pentru ei Isus e un brand pe care vrea sa-l exploateze cat mai mult.

Malena

Am vazut filmul asta recent. Mai mult pentru Monica Bellucci. De fapt, numai pentru ea. Femeia asta e un monument. Nu stiu daca si-a facut operatii estetice, probabil ca fanii ei adevarati s-ar sinti lezati de insinuarea asta, pe mine nu ma intereseaza, chiar daca si-ar fi facut, ce conteaza cand rezultatul este o atat de spectaculoasa reprezentare a feminitatii. Monica Bellucci e wow. La o adica multe femei sunt wow. Si Salma Hayek e wow. Dar nu ca Monica Bellucci. Cred asta chiar daca ultimul meu "maestro"(a se citi pe romaneste maistru), Iddolo Coscarella, singurul om de dreapta pe care l-am cunoscut din Paola, unde toti erau comunisti sau macr de "sinistra"(adica de stanga, ca nimerisem in Italia in toiul unei campanii electorale si eram foarte nedumeritde afisele pe care scria mare "sinistra"eu facnd automat si eronat legatura cu raposata mama a tuturor soimilor patriei) a a firmat scarbit ca Monica "e 'na zoccola"(adica curva). N-am inteles ce avea cu saraca femeie mai ales ca lui i se scurgeau ochii dupa "una rumena" la vreo 40 de ani, excesiv masculina, cu palme de strungar calificat. Nu mai tin minte cum o chema, doar cum arata. As fi preferat sa fie invers. Respectiva freca menta langa o baba muribunda de ceva ani bunisi nu reusise sa invete nici macar minimul necesar de italiana(1500 de cuvinte). Romanii din varful muntelui, chiar si dupa multi ani de stat intre macaronari vorbesc italiana la fel de corect cum vorbesc romana dupa ce se intorc acasa. Ma rog, daca a fute cuvintele dupa ureche se poate numi "a vorbi".
Despre ce vorbeam? A! Malena. Da. O prostituata care in loc sa isi ia o meserie presteaza pentru ofiterii nazisti, etalandu-si bunastarea cu nerusinare populatie care facea foamea, este batuta si tunsa in piata publica de femeile bastinase. Sotul ei crezut de toti mort in razboi, reapare atat de vraiste incat inchide ochii si se resemneaza sa traiasca alaturi de ea.
Romanticii pot privi filmul ca pe o emotionanta poveste de dragoste adolescentina idealizata excesiv sau, alta varianta, ca pe o privire critica asupra privirii critice a oamenilor invidiosi.

Captain Planet dezastrul continua

Revin cu alte imagini ale dezastrului
e urat
e ne-natural
e bizar

Captain Planet

De cateva zile in Suceava o apa dint-o fantana arteziana a capatat o culoare verde bizara. mi-am amintit pe loc ca, atunci cand eram mic si ma uitam la Captain Planet, toate apele poluate, aveau culoarea verde. Am tras promt concluzia si am rasfoit presa. Primaria anticipeaza ca fenomenul se va extinde si la alte doua fantani, una capatand culoarea portocalie, cealalta albastru.



later: in acelasi ton, dupa o intrerupere de cateva ore poate jumate de zi, am descoperit ca apa calda a capatat o culoare ruginie. banuiesc o conspiratie, care vrea sa faca toata apa din suceava sa semene cu un curcubeu. adik, ca steagul ala. nu vreau sa par homofob
dar la ei ma refer

primavara

porcaria aia de greva a scenaristilor mi-a stricat
nu mai stiu ce am vrut sa spun ca ma uit si la un film, dup-aia am vrut sa scriu cateva luni de viata, dar e excesiv de penibil si am vrut sa spun buna dispozitie cateva luni, oricum a fost nasol din partea lor
a venit primavara, dup-aia a plouat o saptamana si acum iar a venit primavara, ceea ce e bine, dar nu da asigurari pentru luna asta
primavara a venit si in mai
mai demult
oare cand apare postul, apare exact in aceeasi forma ca aici?
temperatura e suportabila si la 8 seara
si dimineata vine mai devreme de cand s-a schimbat ora
cineva mi-a spus ca primavara toata lumea e in calduri
aici nu reusesc sa ma identific cu restul
un candidat la primarie mi-a dat add pe hi5
oare care o fi varsta pana la care poti avea cont pe hi5 sau pe site-uri de genu asta?
pentru ca la un moment dat trebuie sa devina penibil
cred ca peste vreo 2 ani renunt

Mda

numerele la loto, careva?
vreau sa ma mut in Iasi, si am nevoie de un apartament, o masina si un bar
si niste bani de cheltuiala

De cand asteptam leapsa asta...

01) Bought everyone in the pub a drink - inca nu
02) Swam with wild dolphins - ar trebui s-o iau razna
03) Climbed a mountain - idem
04) Taken a Ferrari for a test drive - inca nu
05) Been inside the Great Pyramid - nu
06) Held a tarantula - nu
07) Taken a candlelit bath with someone - yep, it sucks
08) Said ‘I love you’ and meant it - de vreo cateva ori
09) Hugged a tree - nu mersi, e prea perversa chestia
10) Done a striptease - yep, ma rog jumate
11) Bungee jumped - no
12) Visited Paris - no
13) Watched a lightning storm at sea - yes
14) Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise - yes
15) Seen the Northern Lights - not yet
16) Gone to a huge sports game - no
17) Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa - no
18) Grown and eaten your own vegetables - nu, am crescut la oras
19) Touched an iceberg - no
20) Slept under the stars - sigur ca nu
21) Changed a baby’s diaper - never gonna happen
22) Taken a trip in a hot air balloon - no
23) Watched a meteor shower - yes
24) Gotten drunk on champagne - no
25) Given more than you can afford to charity - no
26) Looked up at the night sky through a telescope - no
27) Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment - no
28) Had a food fight - nuuuu
29) Bet on a winning horse - nu inca
30) Taken a sick day when you’re not ill - da
31) Asked out a stranger - da
32) Had a snowball fight - oarecum
33) Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier - ch, nu-s american
34) Screamed as loudly as you possibly can - once
35) Held a lamb - nu
36) Enacted a favorite fantasy - ma abtin
37) Taken a midnight skinny dip - nu
38) Taken an ice cold bath - nu
39) Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar - nu
40) Seen a total eclipse - nu, la radauti s-a vazut numai o bucata
41) Ridden a roller coaster - nu
42) Hit a home run - nu joc basseball
43) Fit three weeks miraculously into three days – da, la admiterea in liceu
44) Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking - NU
45) Adopted an accent for an entire day - da
46) Visited the birthplace of your ancestors - da, ba nu, da, nu mai stiu
47) Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment -nu
48) Had two hard drives for your computer – no
49) Visited all 50 states of USA - never
50) Loved your job for all accounts -:))
51) Taken care of someone who was shit faced - ?
52) Had enough money to be truly satisfied - not yet
53) Had amazing friends -hmm, not really
54) Danced with a stranger in a foreign country - yes
55) Watched wild whales - no
56) Stolen a sign - no, NO, NO
57) Backpacked in Europe - I belive in technology
58) Taken a road-trip - no
59) Rock climbing - no
60) Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice - :D
61) Midnight walk on the beach - once or twice
62) Sky diving - no
63) Visited Ireland - not yet
64) Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love - everytime
65) In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them - sigur ca nu
66) Visited Japan - no
67) Benchpressed your own weight - no
68) Milked a cow - chh, nu
69) Alphabetized your records - why?
70) Pretended to be a superhero - no
71) Sung karaoke - no
72) Lounged around in bed all day - yes
73) Posed nude in front of strangers no
74) Scuba diving no
75) Got it on to “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye - no
76) Kissed in the rain - yep, naspa
77) Played in the mud - no
78) Played in the rain - no
79) Gone to a drive-in theater - no
80) Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it - no
81) Visited the Great Wall of China - no
82) Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog - yes
83) Dropped windows in favor of something better - no
84) Started a business - no
85) Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86) Toured ancient sites
87) Taken a martial arts class - da
88) Sword fought for the honor of a woman - stupid question
89) Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight - never played
90) Gotten engaged - no
91) Been in a movie
92) Crashed a party
93) Loved someone you shouldn’t have - da
94) Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy - nu sunt deloc pasional
95) Gotten married - poate pe la 35-40 de ani
96) Had sex at the office - da
97) Gone without food for 5 days -no
98) Made cookies from scratch
99) Won first prize in a costume contest
100) Ridden a gondola in Venice
101) Gotten a tattoo –
102) Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103) Gotten divorced
104) Been on television news programs as an “expert”
105) Got flowers for no reason
106) Masturbated in a public place
107) Got so drunk you don’t remember anything - o data sau de doua sau de trei ori
108) Taken illegal drugs - ma abtin
109) Performed on stage
110) Been to Las Vegas
111) Recorded music - da
112) Eaten shark
113) Had a one-night stand
114) Gone to Thailand
115) Seen Siouxsie live
116) Bought a house
117) Been in a combat zone
118) Buried one/both of your parents – da
119) Shaved or waxed your pubic hair desigur
120) Been on a cruise ship
121) Spoken more than one language fluently - dap
122) Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123) Bounced a check
124) Performed in Rocky Horror
125) Read - and understood - your credit report
126) Raised children
127) Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy –
128) Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129) Created and named your own constellation of stars
130) Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131) Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132) Called or written your Congress person
133) Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
134) …more than once? - More than twice?
135) Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136) Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
137) Had an abortion or your female partner did
138) Had plastic surgery
139) Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived - da
140) Wrote articles for a large publication
141) Lost over 100 pounds - cat e asta? recordu meu e 20 de kg in 6 luni
142) Held someone while they were having a flashback
143) Piloted an airplane
144) Petted a stingray
145) Broken someone’s heart
146) Helped an animal give birth
147) Been fired or laid off from a job - da
148) Won money on a T.V. game show
149) Broken a bone
150) Killed a human being – no comment
151) Gone on an African photo safari
152) Ridden a motorcycle
153) Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph
154) Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced - da
155) Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156) Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157) Ridden a horse - da
158) Had a surgery
159) Had sex on a moving train
160) Had a snake as a pet
161) Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162) Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163) Slept for more than 30 hours
164) Visited lots of foreign countries
165) Visited all 7 continents
166) Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167) Eaten kangaroo meat
168) Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169) Been a sperm or egg donor
170) Eaten sushi
171) Had your picture in the newspaper – nu inca
172) Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173) Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
174) Gotten someone fired for their actions - fired one myself
175) Gone back to school - not yet
176) Parasailed
177) Changed your name
178) Petted a cockroach
179) Eaten fried green tomatoes
180) Read The Iliad
181) Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
182) Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them –nu
183) …and gotten 86′ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184) Taught yourself an art from scratch
185) Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186) Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187) Skipped all your school reunions
188) Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language - yes
189) Been elected to public office
190) Written your own computer language
191) Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
192) Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193) Built your own PC from parts
194) Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
195) Had a booth at a street fair
196) Dyed your hair - da
197) Been a DJ
198) Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
199) Written your own role playing game
200) Been arrested